"这不是我们编的..."

开始为秋天的高级英语写作课收集例子--股市新闻, 有趣的博客, 旅行报告, 报纸杂志, 给了我一个博览的机会, 真是其乐无穷.
Tripadvisor.com是我每次出门前必看的一个网站, 象参考私人的旅行顾问. 网站欢迎大家在旅行回来后发表真实评论, 以服务大众. 他们的编辑们做了一个博客, 专门收集可笑的不能发表的评论或者来信. 说起文盲或者写作盲, 美国人是最上等的. 无奈的是美国人最喜欢自我表达, 凡事都要发表意见, 所以才有下面这些通也不通笑死人的贴子:
这位叫"香茶"的加拿大女人不知道在哪个度假圣地遇见一个叫”cappuccino”的 男人, 就决定搬去那儿跟他终日相守. 难过的是”茶”把她最爱的人的名字都拼错了. 编辑们调笑说:"哪天来个叫豆奶咖啡的人, 把"茶"从cappuccino的身边偷走, 他就不仅仅是名字被拼错, 还会心碎万片的..”
My name is T------ and I returned to this hotel one month after leaving. To reunite with the love of my life. His name is Capuchino and he is an entertainer there at the ------- hotel. For those of you who have been blessed enough to know him and be in his presence, know what an incredible person he is and how fun he is to be around. For those of you thinking of going to this resort, let me tell you not only as Capuchino's girlfriend but just as someone who truly admires who he is, you're trip to this hotel would be worth while just to meat him.
Capuchino and I have not been together very long but we love each other very much. And so I'm so great full that I took my first trip to this hotel. And now I will be moving there from Canada in 3 months to work at the resort and to be with my one true love Capuchino.
So make this trip to this hotel, enjoy the beaches, the sun and the way of life there, but most of all take time to get to know the people because they will truly impact your life for the better.
I have made life time friends there and couldn't imagine my life without them. You never know maybe your trip could bring you love too!!